carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

..that’s RDJ in his dad’s film “Pound” and his line is “Have any hair on your balls” Look it up

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1 day ago 75,872 notes

I’m a different type of beauty.

3 days ago

alliemcg:

hellogiggles:

Don’t let anyone knock you down, y’all!

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!? There are no words for my love for this!

I don’t even care for Beyonce, but this…..

4 days ago 195,714 notes

gold-skies:

shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

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4 days ago 119,404 notes

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

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4 days ago 141,154 notes

"You know you’re becoming a big pussy when animated movies like The Rise of the Guardians makes you boohoo like a newborn."

4 days ago

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

Gotta try this on my kids.

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4 days ago 165,610 notes

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

…..oh…..my…..gosh!

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4 days ago 141,778 notes

thegoddamazon:

daintyblackpegasus:

feliciashanay:

youngblackandvegan:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

thepartyrehab:

Starburst Infused Vodka.

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • Vodka
  • 5 Flasks, bottles, etc.
  • Starbursts (Bigger bag)
  • Funnel
  • Coffee Filter

Instructions:
Separate your starburst colors. Put enough starbursts to fill up 1/4 of your bottle flask with the starbursts. You can use regular plastic water bottles to make this in. Don’t mix colors/flavors, put one color in each bottle.

Once you’ve put your candies in the bottles, fill the bottle up almost all the way. Leave about a 1/2 - 1 inch space at the top.

Put the lids on the bottles when you’re all done adding the candy and the vodka. Shake each bottle to get the process started. Shaking helps the candy break down faster. So shake every so often.

After 20-24 hours, the starbursts should be completely broken down. Filter each bottle through a coffee filter to filter out the froth that was in each bottles and get any chunks out that are left. You can filter more than once if you would like.

After that is done, you can pour into bottles again, flasks or whatever you would like.

Enjoy!

You had me at vodka

think i like this idea better than the skittles one

welp. saving.

yissssssssss

Oh hi future hangover, pleased to meet you.

Gonna try this soon.

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4 days ago 5,393 notes

strawberryroyalty:

someone called it normal show while being an ashole now i cant stop laughng

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4 days ago 8,352 notes